Pre-game dook: Away Message Style

several people have this or parts of this(I think this was in the dth, which might qualify it as the best thing that paper ever printed):

"Now I realize that school spirit is a pretty goofy thing to some people, and we don't really have a reason to hate other institutions of higher learning, but I'll tell you something -- I hate Duke with an infernal passion undying. I hate every leaf of every tree of that sickening campus. I hate every fake cherub 1930s Gothic piece of crap that litters the buildings like hemorrhoidal testaments to their imagined superiority. When I see those Dookie boneheads shoe-polishing their faces navy blue on national television, squandering their parents' money with their fratty elitist bad sportsmanship antics and Saab stories, I want to puke all over Durham.

So this is my request, boys of basketball: Tonight, I not only want you to win, I want Krzyzewski calling home to his mother with tears in his eyes..."

Rell's away:

"We are not deceived by Duke's pretenses to piety. We have seen their kind before. They are the heirs of all the murderous ideologies of the 20th century. By sacrificing human life to serve Coach K's radical visions -- by abandoning every value except the will to power -- the cameron crazies follow in the path of fascism, and Nazism, and totalitarianism. And Duke will follow that path all the way, to where it ends: in history's unmarked grave of discarded lies."

Rell's profile:

Fellow citizens, we'll meet Duke with patient justice -- assured of the rightness of our cause, and confident of the victories to come. In all that lies before us, may God grant us wisdom, and may He watch the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill!

Jeff:

"Even though large tracts of the ACC and many teams have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Blue Devils and all the odious apparatus of Duke rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Cameron, we shall fight on the hardwood and backboards, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength above the rim, we shall defend our Hill, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the fast break, we shall fight on the perimeter, we shall fight in the paint and in the halfcourt; we shall never surrender, and even if this Hill or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire, armed and guarded by the Tar Heel faithful, would carry on the struggle, until, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the Heels."