Tim Allen

Tim Allen, on Martha Stewart:
"Boy, I feel safer now that she's behind bars. OJ and Kobe are walking around, Osama Bin Laden too. But they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her ass to jail."

More from Google

Google's just released a new free program, Picasa 2, to organize, edit, and order prints of your digital photos.

I haven't tried it yet, but I will probably sometime this week. I'll let you know how it goes...

Story: 'Google Gives Away Feature-Rich Photo Tool'

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Ouch?

So this guy walks around for 6 DAYS like this:

Following the accident, Lawler had what he thought was a minor toothache and blurry vision. On Wednesday, after painkillers and ice didn't ease the pain, he went to a dental office where his wife, Katerina, works.

"We all are friends, so I thought the (dentists) were joking ... then the doctor came out and said 'There's really a nail,"' Katerina Lawler said. "Patrick just broke down. I mean, he had been eating ice cream to help the swelling."

Wow. Articles:

• 'It's a Pretty Rare Injury'
• 'Nail gun injury more than a "headache"'
• 'Colorado Man with Nail in Skull Has $100,000 Headache'
• 'Man survives with 8cm nail in his skull'

The Best Dumb Movie Since Dude Where's My Car

Actually, its better. Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle is truly funny. I really didn't want to watch this movie. Really. I did not expect to like it. I didn't even want to like it. But, honestly, I laughed the entire time. It's worth a rental.



And you can't forget the cameo by Neil Patrick Harris. One of the best ever!

"Shotgun anus!"